rock + bird

i'm a girl. i go to college. my favorite things include, music, pasta, photography, and my pet bird. i enjoy deep conversations and overpriced coffee. it was my childhood dream to be eliza thornberry. it still kind of is. i fit the latte-drinking liberal new yorker stereotype almost to a tee. i love animals and nature. people tend not to respect either enough.

i don't know what i want to be when i grow up, and i'm okay with that.

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→ 16 Jan 12 at 8 am weareyoungsupernovas:

burningbrighterthanthesun:

pizzaforpresident:

lets-die-laughing:

hussiebot:

sldkfjlaskdj STOP

MY MOM JUST YELLED AT ME BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING TOO LOUDLY.

JESUS

Oh my god. I think I probably just woke all our neighbours up with the noise that I just made. My jesus that was beautiful.

holy jesus on a stick this is perfect
(Source: kaiclavier, via cypriots)

weareyoungsupernovas:

burningbrighterthanthesun:

pizzaforpresident:

lets-die-laughing:

hussiebot:

sldkfjlaskdj STOP

MY MOM JUST YELLED AT ME BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING TOO LOUDLY.

JESUS

Oh my god. I think I probably just woke all our neighbours up with the noise that I just made. My jesus that was beautiful.

holy jesus on a stick this is perfect

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(Source: somebody-bring-me-some-ham, via fuckyeahlizlemon)

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→ 30 Dec 11 at 6 pm aseaofquotes:

Charlotte Bronte, Villette

(via brushstrokes)

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→ 18 Dec 11 at 11 pm damnthatswhack:

Nobody Gives Fucks Nowadays

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→ 18 Dec 11 at 11 pm

Hey Ladies,

zombieslutfromhell:

trentreznors:

michaeljfoxy:

theprincedouche:

joshishollyfalalalalalalalala:

fuckscout:

for every asshole you meet, there are 100 sweet guys that you put in the friend-zone.

Remember that.

Bitches.

PpFPppppPPPFTppppFPTPFPtp

PPPPPPPPFSFPPPPTHBTHTPHPTHB BTHPHTB

Here is a gold star for all your troubles, guy!!!

#congratulations on being nice!! #great job!! #amazing work!!

#DANG!!!! #UR A STAR!!!!!!

I’m assuming you’re not one of those “nice guys” after your use of the word bitches. Also, I’m assuming that you don’t understand how stupid the idea of being “put in the friend zone” is. If someone only wants to be your friend while you want to be more than friends, then you should probably get over the fact that they’re not interested you in that way, and that you should move on with your life and find someone who does like you romantically. You should also remember that it’s pretty stupid to call someone a bitch because they’ve thought of you as just a friend.

also

dear lord in heaven, i hate the idea of “friendzone”-ing someone. yeah, it sucks when someone doesn’t think about you the way you think about them, but let’s get this clear, fellas:

A GIRL IS UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO HAVE ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR YOU.

grow up and deal with the fact that she only wants to be your friend instead of being an insensitive, selfish asshat.

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→ 13 Dec 11 at 2 pm funny-pictures-uk:

What is this “productive” you speak of. Time to have a lie down I think!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

tags: lazy funny

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→ 13 Dec 11 at 8 am cwnl:

Southern Cross above Phillip Island

Looking south from the coast of Phillip Island (140 km south of Melbourne) a bright meteor streaks the sky. The Large and Small Magellanic Clouds stand above the Indian Ocean. Canopus, the second brightest star in the night sky, is notable on the lower right and Achernar is even closer to the horizon on the lower left.

By Alex Cherney

(Source: ikenbot, via yourperestroika)

tags: astronomy milky way night sky

cwnl:

Southern Cross above Phillip Island
Looking south from the coast of Phillip Island (140 km south of Melbourne) a bright meteor streaks the sky. The Large and Small Magellanic Clouds stand above the Indian Ocean. Canopus, the second brightest star in the night sky, is notable on the lower right and Achernar is even closer to the horizon on the lower left.
By Alex Cherney

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→ 13 Dec 11 at 7 am

Asked by Anonymous

Hello Again! Looks Like You Have More Questions Up! I Am In A Great Mood, So How About You? G, L, A, D or H, A, P, P, Y
I wish you wouldn’t be so mysterious! haha. I’m just doing everything imaginable to avoid studying.

G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.

A rabbit. No, seriously. She’s the cutest rabbit ever.

L - If I have siblings.

I have a sister.

A - If I’m in love

Nooooope.

D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.

Girls are nice, but I prefer boys and their broad shoulders and rough hands.